Friday, January 21, 2011

I Browse the Web With My Mouth Open

It's an idiosyncrasy.  It give's me pretty bad dry mouth when it's cold out.  I don't know why I do it, either.  Maybe my mouth is just unhinged while people putting their vapid opinions about nothing important is being forced into my brain by a screen that shoots a laser a million times into my eyes before I can finish blinking.  You'd think if people had all this to say, you could have an intelligent discussion with one of them more than once in awhile.  I find myself often listening to people talking about what insane things their phone can do or something equally superficial.  The best way to stop a conversation?  Have an opinion, I've noticed.

Maybe this is why I don't have much human contact outside of classes.  God, I can't just be that unpleasant for wanting to actually connect with another person.  I mean, now that I think about it, I don't even use social networking sites to talk to people, and people seem so uninterested in what I have to say half that time that I might as well just not talk to them!  We now rely on a Facebook or (ironically) a Blogger to keep up with our friends and find actually interacting with people uninteresting and confrontational!  That does it, I'm going to text message whenever I am walking somewhere, and the next time someone asks me how my day was, I'm just going to tell them "READ MY BLOG."

-Kat

1 comment:

  1. I also think Cow Clicker is stupid as hell. I get the joke, it's just not funny anymore.

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